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Abbey

Am I a Betamom if:

-I occasionally let my five year old have a bottle before bed.

-I sometimes secretly stick a Pull Up on my five year old while he is asleep to be sure I won't be woken up.

-I'm still nursing my almost 2 and half year old because I simply cannot figure out an easy way to stop.

-I'm considering hosting a birthday party for my husband at the Citgo down the street (seriously--they have a tapas bar!)

-I think my five year may have missed school the last 3 Fridays for important things like errands at Target (which is in entirely the opposite direction from school)

mbs

I do know a mom who actually used to give her toddler a diet coke bottle with ice. If you got really desperate you could borrow it for a swig. Downright Theta!

BTW I do love the pull up as insurance concept. And Target, that is like Disneyland in my house...

lkd

Ha!
I work for California Weekly Explorer, the producers of the "Walk Through" programs. Our General Manager read this list at one of our staff meetings a few months ago and we all thought it was hilarious.
Nice work.

Nina Frye

Hi Beta Mom -

I love your blog. I am very much a Beta Mom. That is why Cindi (my business partner) and I created LTDchix. If you take a peak at our website www.ltdchix.com (and I am not trying to plug our Company but trying to show you why we are NOT Alpha Moms) and see what we are all about. Thank you and we would love your opinion. Have a great day and look forward to hearing from you.

Nina and Cindi
Founders of LTDchix.com

Betamom

OMG! LKD! Having lived through Walk Through the American Revolution, Walk Through Ancient Civilizations, and Walk Through California History, times two children, thus equalling 18 hours of your presentations in our school's highly functional yet badly lit multipurpose room, Betamom feels as if she has been emailed by the God of Social Studies itself! Oh the togas I have badly pinned! Oh that one day a child of mine would pick the lollipop with the gold tip! But that just doesn't happen to Betachild! So honored! Being a Betamom, it's a little sad that it took 8 months for me to reply to your post. Sadly, that's record time! Thanks for reading xx

Betamom

OMG! LKD! Having lived through Walk Through the American Revolution, Walk Through Ancient Civilizations, and Walk Through California History, times two children, thus equalling 18 hours of your presentations in our school's highly functional yet badly lit multipurpose room, Betamom feels as if she has been emailed by the God of Social Studies itself! Oh the togas I have badly pinned! Oh that one day a child of mine would pick the lollipop with the gold tip! But that just doesn't happen to Betachild! So honored! Being a Betamom, it's a little sad that it took 8 months for me to reply to your post. Sadly, that's record time! Thanks for reading xx

Betamom

Hi Nina and Cindi,

Having just broken down and bought the BetaVan, i found that one particularly funny!

Keep Livin' the Dream,

Love,
Betamom

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